New Study Reveals: Todd is a Total Douche
May 30th, 2011 — 12:01am
HOUSTON – A new study performed by Sheryl Sutton and her friends at Houston Heights High School Saturday revealed that Todd Jackson is a “Total Douche”. While it had been suspected for some time that Jackson was “Irritating” and possibly a “Douchebag”, it wasn’t until he stood up Sutton for the prom that his ranking moved significantly up the Houston Heights Douchiness Scale.
