Porn Haikus

Porn Haikus

by Harry Longfellow

(Harry Longfellow is a semi-professional porn actor and guest poet for Uncomfortable Hug.)

TOUCHED

Rusty nipple clamp
Connecting your heart to mine
This love hurts us both

YOUR ASS

Magic Bag of Tricks
I search for my watch in vein
Whose sandwich is this?

ROUND 3

She was double teamed
But still beat them both, her way
The champ keeps her belt

THAT GODDAMN STRIPPER WHO STOLE MY WALLET

Chandelier above
My head looks up to her lights
Blinded, robbed, empty

Images:

Heart – www.eyehook.com
Sandwich – www.fotopedia.com/items/flickr-3837089649
Belt – http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy_030609-N-8784P-002_
Lebron_displays_his_2003_U.S.A._Feather_Weight_Kickboxing_Championship_belt_(left)
_and_2003_Virginia_State_Light_Kickboxing_Championship_belt_.jpg
Wallet – By TheArmadillo at en.wikipedia. Uploaded to Commons by Körnerbrötchen.
[GFDL (<a href=”http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html” rel=”nofollow”>http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html</a>)
or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], from Wikimedia Commons

4 thoughts on “Porn Haikus

  1. Harry is a guest blogger and porn actor. I asked him to respond to your question and he wrote, “The subtleties of Your Ass are not always caught, but the watch represents man’s rush to move past the pleasure of the moment, in this case the sexual process, while the sandwich represents his discovery that life is to be slowed down and enjoyed, like a good meal, nourishing the soul. Of course it’s also about fisting, and the strange things that can be found in someone’s ass.”
    I hope that clears things up for you!

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