Adopted

Adopted

Highway image from SriMesh

Dear Route 138 from Sheepcreek Road to Sunnyslope Lane, This is the hardest letter we’ve ever had to write.  By now you’ve probably already been wondering why you don’t quite resemble the rest of here at Phelan’s Subway Sandwiches.  As much as we love you and don’t want to hurt you, you have a right to know the truth. You were adopted.  Your true parents are a stone quarry in Nevada and an asphalt mine in Arizona. We’re sure you have many questions.

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