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What I’ve Learned from Watching Porn

What I’ve Learned from Watching Porn

No matter what operation you’re about to have, you’re balls will need to be shaved. Deep emotional trauma is best resolved by having sex with your therapist. If the pizza isn’t delivered in 30 minutes or less, someone’s dick will get sucked.

Meat Salad

Meat Salad

Hi Everyone, Do you get tired of all those vegetables pretending to be something they are not? Veggie Burgers? Tofurkey? Smoked Soyman? Well, now you can turn the table, (the kitchen table), on those damn vegetables and their hidden agendas, to kill your taste buds and erase your manliness! Here is your very own recipe for a Meat Salad, guaranteed to put hair on your chest, muscle on your bones, and cholesterol in your heart. Not only that, but it…

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The Cure for the Economic Flu

The Cure for the Economic Flu

Our economy is like someone who caught a bad FLU BUG, (Foreclosures Leaving Unwanted But Unpaid Gross-national-products). And since we needed to go to work and get shit done, we showed up and gave it to every other economy on the planet too.