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Fetus Prodigy Discovered

Fetus Prodigy Discovered

INDIANAPOLIS – Seven month gestated Robert/Steven/Charles Milford (first name not yet decided upon by parents), could be the most intelligent fetus ever unborn.  Conceived on Niels Bohr’s birthday, the fetus developed normally, as far as doctors could tell, with no unusual growths or movements. During one ultrasound, however, the Milfords discovered something quite remarkable: Robert/Steven/Charles was working on advanced calculus equations using the ooze on the uterine lining.

Mumm-Ra Signs Controversial Immigration Law

Mumm-Ra Signs Controversial Immigration Law

BLACK PYRAMID — Mumm-Ra, demon-priest and ever-living source of evil, signed Third Earth’s toughest immigration bill into law on Thursday. The law aims to identify, prosecute, and destroy all illegal immigrants, with prosecution being optional. Not surprisingly, the bill has been surrounded by controversy.  Lion-O, leader and hereditary Lord of the ThunderCats, has called the bill “anti-Thunderan,” suggesting it encourages the Mutants of Plun-Darr to engage in Thunderan profiling.

2 Dead, Several Injured from Excessive Motivating

2 Dead, Several Injured from Excessive Motivating

LOS ANGELES, CA – The world’s largest Motivational Speakers Conference  was held Tuesday at the LA Convention Center, but what started as a conference focusing on future trends in the field, quickly turned into a chaotic rampage of the overly motivated, leading to the deaths of two famous orators.