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Grilled Cheese Invitational Leads to End of All Humanity

Grilled Cheese Invitational Leads to End of All Humanity

LOS ANGELES – In what many are calling “poor planning” on the part of the Grilled Cheese Invitational (GCI), the development of the most advanced grilled cheese sandwich in the world, RyeNet, has led to what is now an ongoing genocidal attack on the entire human race.

Meat Salad

Meat Salad

Hi Everyone, Do you get tired of all those vegetables pretending to be something they are not? Veggie Burgers? Tofurkey? Smoked Soyman? Well, now you can turn the table, (the kitchen table), on those damn vegetables and their hidden agendas, to kill your taste buds and erase your manliness! Here is your very own recipe for a Meat Salad, guaranteed to put hair on your chest, muscle on your bones, and cholesterol in your heart. Not only that, but it…

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