Why aren’t there ever any white elephants exchanged during a White Elephant Gift Echange? Oh well. Here’s a sketch for anyone who’s ever been forced into an office gift exchange party. Save it for December? Well, we’ll exchange it at that time.
No matter what operation you’re about to have, you’re balls will need to be shaved. Deep emotional trauma is best resolved by having sex with your therapist. If the pizza isn’t delivered in 30 minutes or less, someone’s dick will get sucked.