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Hogwarts Illegally Recruits Top Quidditch Players

Hogwarts Illegally Recruits Top Quidditch Players

HOGWARTS, SCOTLAND – Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has been brought up on charges of bribery and corruption of minors for its recruitment efforts of top Quidditch players. Igor Karkaroff, former Highmaster of the Durmstrang Institute, is the lead plaintiff in the case, whose school is also Hogwarts top competitor.

Hogwarts Drops “Defense Against the Dark Arts” Classes Due to Budget Cuts

Hogwarts Drops “Defense Against the Dark Arts” Classes Due to Budget Cuts

HOGWARTS, SCOTLAND – In a tragic turn of events, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry will be dropping its Defense Against the Dark Arts (D.A.D.A.) classes, effective this summer, due to severe budget cuts from the Ministry of Magic. “Cornish Pixies don’t just grow on trees, you know,” said current Headmistress, Minerva McGonagall, adding, “Well, they are born there, but they grow in caves and swamps.”  These are just one of the many rare, and expensive, D.A.D.A. creatures that the…

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