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Grilled Cheese Invitational Leads to End of All Humanity

Grilled Cheese Invitational Leads to End of All Humanity

LOS ANGELES – In what many are calling “poor planning” on the part of the Grilled Cheese Invitational (GCI), the development of the most advanced grilled cheese sandwich in the world, RyeNet, has led to what is now an ongoing genocidal attack on the entire human race.

Porn Haikus

Porn Haikus

by Harry Longfellow (Harry Longfellow is a semi-professional porn actor and guest poet for Uncomfortable Hug.) TOUCHED Rusty nipple clamp Connecting your heart to mine This love hurts us both