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No Time Travel Zone

No Time Travel Zone

The “No Time Travel Zone” is for Standard Space-Time Continuum (SSTC) travelers only.  All travelers not using the SSTC are forbidden from entering.

Fire Department Initiates New “We Don’t Have Time for This Crap” Program

Fire Department Initiates New “We Don’t Have Time for This Crap” Program

SAN JOSE, CA – After saving the same drowning dog for the fifth time Thursday, local firefighters put the dog to sleep in what they are calling a new “We don’t have time for this crap” Program.  The program, approved by all members of the San Jose City Council, calls for action that is in the best interest of the firemen’s time, the communities money, and the process of Darwinism. “Last week we got a call about a potential meth…

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